I don't want to bring the eye of officialdom down here by including Google-able words or jinx anything by counting chickens before they hatch, but I just got word that certain documents have been issued finally. If you've spoken to me at any point since I've been here, you probably know the situation. Of course, nobody officially knows where these magical documents actually are (am I surprised? No.) or when we can get them, but finally we have confirmation that we exist. Yes!
Edited to add: The reason the documents are missing? New computer system. Nobody knows where in the world the documents have been sent, and no one can find this information out. Furthermore, nobody cares! *insert head banging wall*